Axel

Position: Moderator

Member ID: 9

Age: 16

Gender: Male
Location: New Jersey D:

 

 

Contact...

Email: SardonicWhisper[at]gmail[dot]com
NeoPets: tropicaltide

AIM: Innocent Heresy
MSN: SardonicWhisper@hotmail.com


Me, Myself, and I...

You want to know all about me? Okay, well. God made me upside down so my mommy needed a C section. ): My mom was on her way to a baby shower, but she didn't know it was a baby shower.. It was a surprise! She never showed up though, because she went into labor a whole month early. So I was a premature, breech baby. I lived in New Jersey for two years, but then we moved to Colorado. One year my mom's friend gave me this huge Easter egg and told me that if I sat on it it'd hatch into a rabbit... I sat on it for FIVE HOURS! Nothing ever happened! I was so sad! As a little kid, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers. 

 

In Preschool I was in Mrs. Lisa's class, so I was part of Lisa's Lambs. Mrs. Lisa left halfway through the year though, and we ended up having Mrs. Molly. ): She was really mean and old. I called her Mrs. Monkey, because I couldn't pronounce Mrs. Molly. =P 

 

Eventually we moved back to New Jersey, that's where I live now. It's kinda boring, but Ashley thinks it's interesting and she's jealous because I live by exciting cities with big malls. ANYWAY. When I was younger I wrote stories and they were published on a website. I'd show you them, but then I'd have to tell you my whole name, and my mommy said that was bad, because you know, stalkers are bad. They're really good though. I was a child prodigy. 

 

I've gone to Catholic schools since... forever. When I was little I used to want to be a priest. I prayed every night. I was a very holy child, but one year a nun told me that animals didn't go to heaven. She said that they had no souls and they just stayed in the ground. That's when I started to become agnostic. I don't like religion, and I love making my nuns and teachers mad, but I still get good grades in theology! I'm that cool. I don't pray or anything. I'm agnostic.. I was jewish and my mom is buddhist. We have Buddhas all over my house. Basically, my whole family is a bunch of different religions. It makes for an interesting Thanksgiving meal. =P

 

I love languages! I made up a language called "Axelese." You've probably seen it in chats or on the forums. I take French in school, and I sometimes accidentally say or write in Axelese instead of French.. That's probably a bad sign. I've made up other languages, too, but Axelese is obviously the best. I want to learn tons of languages so I can travel a lot.. and then when people brag and say that they know like five languages, I can be like "Well, I know seventeen, and one's not even a real language!" Wouldn't that be cool?

 

I love Japanese music. Actually, I'm obsessed with it... Ayumi, Koda Kumi, and all those other rhyming singers. My main obsession right now is Ayumi Hamasaki. They're amazing. I don't like English music, except for Evanescence, but they're not even that great anymore. =/ I don't like their new album aaaand AMY LEE IS GETTING MARRIED. They have matching poofy coats. I definitely don't approve. So I really just have Japanese music. (:

 

I'm married to Ashley. She's amazing. We have two kids, Lexa and Iam. We had Yelhsa, but Ashley killed her! ): We also had a little boy, but Ashley changed her mind! She's so mean, but I love her anyway. We're the Anorexique family, because Ashley doesn't really eat, and I usually forget to eat. =) We live in places that I can't say because they're innappropriate, but our main houses are in places in Japan and a French island. We have a great life. I'm a world reknowned bug surgeon and a lot of other jobs... Actually, my job is whatever I feel like doing at the time. I'm rich, so I can do whatever I want.

 

I'm super slow too, but it's a good slow. I'm smart! ...I can't tie a tie though. :x I wear sweater vests to school, but only in the winter. They make me really cool, I think. 

 

Anyway... That's about it. Those are just the basics though. I'm super, super cool.. Actually Ashley says that I'm pretty much the best person ever. =) Feel free to IM me or PM me if you have a problem, or just want to say hi. I love meeting new people ^^.

 

Likes and Dislikes

Likes: Japanese music, Ashley, Ayumi Hamasaki, Ashley, comfortable things, Ashley, snow days, Ayumi Hamasaki, Ashley
Dislikes: School, windows, fish D: (lumpy fish!)

 

 

Favorite...

Song: Startin' ~ Ayumi Hamasaki
Band: Ayumi Hamasaki
Movie: Van Helsing... there was another I liked more, but I forgot what it was =).
T.V. Show: T.V. bores me now. I used to LOVE The Apprentice, but Martha Stewart pretty much ruined it.
Books: Harry Potter 1-4 and 6 (I didn't care for 5), ehrm... my own? Well my own hasn't been written yet... but... shh ^^.
Food: Cookies ^^, anything vanilla, and ravioli. =)

Holiday: CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT'S SNOWY AND HAPPY.

Candy: Anything vanilla, and I dislike anything that's fruity flavored =P.
Animal: Rabbits, dogs, squirrels, birds, uh... anything that's not a fish D:

Color: Blue =)


And more...

Random Useless Fact: I'm scared to death of windows.

Best Advice Ever Given To Me: "Look both ways before crossing the street"... I got that after almost being hit by the ice cream truck o_o.
If I Had A Billion Dollars, I'd: Be rich o:.
If I Had One Wish, I'd Wish For: FOR MY OWN COUNTRY! =) Everyone knows that I'd be the best ruler...ever, right? Where'd everyone go D;?

 

 

Links

Blog: Axel
User Profile: Axel
E-mail: axel@neolodge.com